Otto: Navel Attack

In Derek Zoolander voice: Hello, Earth to Matilda, how can she have a baby without a belly button? Where would the little baby join on? Without a belly button?

Thanks to Ibolya! Original is here!

Otto: Navel Attack

In Derek Zoolander voice: Hello, Earth to Matilda, how can she have a baby without a belly button? Where would the little baby join on? Without a belly button?

Thanks to Ibolya! Original is here!

Vogue: Blakelivelysbreastsgate

Why would Vogue delete Blake Lively's cleavage? Thinking of the Iranian readers? Because Steve Jobs hates breasts? We demand answers, or failing that, some foaming-at-the-mouth comments from crazy people.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Original is here! Conspiracy theory begins here! And here!

Vogue: Blakelivelysbreastsgate

Why would Vogue delete Blake Lively's cleavage? Thinking of the Iranian readers? Because Steve Jobs hates breasts? We demand answers, or failing that, some foaming-at-the-mouth comments from crazy people.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Original is here! Conspiracy theory begins here! And here!