A Magazine: Get The Low Down

PLEASE STOP UNDRESSING!

Thanks to Cindy! Original is here!

A Magazine: Get The Low Down

PLEASE STOP UNDRESSING!

Thanks to Cindy! Original is here!

New Moon: The Stolen Six Pack

Hmm cough hrrrm cough cough mmmrhhhhgrmmmmm cough cough.

Thanks to Anita!

New Moon: The Stolen Six Pack

Hmm cough hrrrm cough cough mmmrhhhhgrmmmmm cough cough.

Thanks to Anita!

Wrong Side Of Town: Leg-al Dispute

See, Blu-ray is better than DVD. On Blu-ray your sidekicks have legs.

Thanks to Brandon! Original is here!

Wrong Side Of Town: Leg-al Dispute

See, Blu-ray is better than DVD. On Blu-ray your sidekicks have legs.

Thanks to Brandon! Original is here!

My Ballet Studio: Your First Position Looks Like Number Two

Usually I don't care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed - that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!

My Ballet Studio: Your First Position Looks Like Number Two

Usually I don't care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed - that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!

Miss Fit UK: You Can't Fit Here This Is The War Room

If you're going to let your inner lad go to town with the liquify tool, you might want to (a) not make your model look like a bag of spanners and (b) use it on all the pictures in a set.

Thanks to Matt! Original is here!

Miss Fit UK: You Can't Fit Here This Is The War Room

If you're going to let your inner lad go to town with the liquify tool, you might want to (a) not make your model look like a bag of spanners and (b) use it on all the pictures in a set.

Thanks to Matt! Original is here!

Doctor Who: The Trousers Of Doom

Dr Who is a classic British sci-fi show about a robot spaceman called The Doctor. He's a hologram Time Lord (ie: from the future.) Even more strangely, his pants stay up through some sort of transdimensional vortex of multispatial implausibility.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Doctor Who: The Trousers Of Doom

Dr Who is a classic British sci-fi show about a robot spaceman called The Doctor. He's a hologram Time Lord (ie: from the future.) Even more strangely, his pants stay up through some sort of transdimensional vortex of multispatial implausibility.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Bulgari: Moore-onic

Some readers have said that I sometimes offend them by not explaining what's wrong with an image. I don't want to offend anyone, so I'm going to explain what's wrong with this image so that everyone can understand and not be offended, even homeschooled readers.

So Julianne Moore has her kit off for Bulgari. Good for you Julianne! Now twist to the right so we can see some of your lovely back. Yay. But let's also have your right shoulder waaay out in front. In fact your whole torso has a freeform quality to it, but at least your legs have been retouched with almost photographic realism.

Original is here, thanks to Mel and everyone else who sent this in!

Bulgari: Moore-onic

Some readers have said that I sometimes offend them by not explaining what's wrong with an image. I don't want to offend anyone, so I'm going to explain what's wrong with this image so that everyone can understand and not be offended, even homeschooled readers.

So Julianne Moore has her kit off for Bulgari. Good for you Julianne! Now twist to the right so we can see some of your lovely back. Yay. But let's also have your right shoulder waaay out in front. In fact your whole torso has a freeform quality to it, but at least your legs have been retouched with almost photographic realism.

Original is here, thanks to Mel and everyone else who sent this in!

Apple: Can We Blame This On Adobe?

Oh Apple, you were doing so well. Now this. Unforgivable.

Original is here! Thanks to Erik!

Apple: Can We Blame This On Adobe?

Oh Apple, you were doing so well. Now this. Unforgivable.

Original is here! Thanks to Erik!

Glamour: Magic Wand Not Really Magic

Great cutout. Ever heard of masks?

Thanks to Emily and everyone else who sent this in! Image is from here!

Glamour: Magic Wand Not Really Magic

Great cutout. Ever heard of masks?

Thanks to Emily and everyone else who sent this in! Image is from here!

Terry Richardson: Breast In Class

Obviously this bizarre breast-in-the-armpit train wreck is a necessary side-effect of having to remove Mr Richardson's own sweaty head from the poor girl's armpit.

Full story here! Thanks to Donna!

Terry Richardson: Breast In Class

Obviously this bizarre breast-in-the-armpit train wreck is a necessary side-effect of having to remove Mr Richardson's own sweaty head from the poor girl's armpit.

Full story here! Thanks to Donna!

Woman's World: Heavily Armed

Is anyone else thinking of that scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley 8 meets Ripley 7?

Thanks to Ehren!

Woman's World: Heavily Armed

Is anyone else thinking of that scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley 8 meets Ripley 7?

Thanks to Ehren!

American Petroleum Institute: Gives You Gas

According to this let's-buy-more-gas pamphlet from the American Petroleum Institute, you're all a bunch of racists.

Thanks to Ahistoricality! The pamphlet is here!^{[Warning: PDF]} Original stock is here!^{[Warning: They can't do reflections]} Via ThinkProgress!^{[Warning: hippies]}

American Petroleum Institute: Gives You Gas

According to this let's-buy-more-gas pamphlet from the American Petroleum Institute, you're all a bunch of racists.

Thanks to Ahistoricality! The pamphlet is here!^{[Warning: PDF]} Original stock is here!^{[Warning: They can't do reflections]} Via ThinkProgress!^{[Warning: hippies]}

Heine: More Möbius than Möbel

Wow, who knew M.C. Escher designed furniture?

Props to Elyia! Original is here!

Heine: More Möbius than Möbel

Wow, who knew M.C. Escher designed furniture?

Props to Elyia! Original is here!

Free Willy: Whales Of Anguish

A true story that will touch your heart. A girl and her killer whale in some water that doesn't exist. You will not believe your eyes.

Thanks to BG! Bigger version here!

Free Willy: Whales Of Anguish

A true story that will touch your heart. A girl and her killer whale in some water that doesn't exist. You will not believe your eyes.

Thanks to BG! Bigger version here!

Lynx Bullet: Yeah, Right, Whatever

Sometimes ads unintentionally reveal a truer meaning. Lynx Bullet deodorant makes you totally sexy. So why is there only one set of footprints?

Thanks to Tom! Bigger version here!

Lynx Bullet: Yeah, Right, Whatever

Sometimes ads unintentionally reveal a truer meaning. Lynx Bullet deodorant makes you totally sexy. So why is there only one set of footprints?

Thanks to Tom! Bigger version here!

Herbst: It's All Greek To Me

Stacy writes to say "Oh for the love of god please make your comments on the photos less mysterious/cryptic." So for Stacy's sake, ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

Thanks to Dennis!

Herbst: It's All Greek To Me

Stacy writes to say "Oh for the love of god please make your comments on the photos less mysterious/cryptic." So for Stacy's sake, ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

Thanks to Dennis!

Stern: Undercarriage Is An Extra $15

Turkish Airlines introduce the world's first Viagra-powered aircraft.

Thanks to Rene! Original is here!

Stern: Undercarriage Is An Extra $15

Turkish Airlines introduce the world's first Viagra-powered aircraft.

Thanks to Rene! Original is here!

Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!

Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!

Silvio Berlusconi: Twins!

Oh Silvio. I have no problem with your mafia connections, your masonic lodge business, the tax fraud, the false accounting, the bribing of judges, embezzlement, seducing young girls, etc. We all do that kind of thing. But when you start pumping up your crowds with Photoshop you cross the line, mister.

Thanks to Aimar, Antonio, Francesca, and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!

Silvio Berlusconi: Twins!

Oh Silvio. I have no problem with your mafia connections, your masonic lodge business, the tax fraud, the false accounting, the bribing of judges, embezzlement, seducing young girls, etc. We all do that kind of thing. But when you start pumping up your crowds with Photoshop you cross the line, mister.

Thanks to Aimar, Antonio, Francesca, and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!

Caress: Unevenly Gorgeous

It's like she's saying "I only have one leg, but it's a really great leg."

Thanks to Beth!

Caress: Unevenly Gorgeous

It's like she's saying "I only have one leg, but it's a really great leg."

Thanks to Beth!