British Rail: Featuring The iStockPhoto Not-Too-Pretty Girl

You asked:
Were you in a horrible accident?
Lisa says:
I'm unable to tell you what is going on at a particular station. However, take a look at the page I'm loading for you now, which has information about latest incidents taking place.

Thanks to Tom Q! Original is here!

British Rail: Featuring The iStockPhoto Not-Too-Pretty Girl

You asked:
Were you in a horrible accident?
Lisa says:
I'm unable to tell you what is going on at a particular station. However, take a look at the page I'm loading for you now, which has information about latest incidents taking place.

Thanks to Tom Q! Original is here!

Philips: Ha ha ha ha divorce

Create a unique ambiance around the home. Decorative and enchanting, the IMAGEO Candlelights will eliminate your unwanted husband at the flick of a switch.

Thanks to JP! Original is here!

Philips: Ha ha ha ha divorce

Create a unique ambiance around the home. Decorative and enchanting, the IMAGEO Candlelights will eliminate your unwanted husband at the flick of a switch.

Thanks to JP! Original is here!

Glamour UK: Jess Incapable

Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Glamour UK: Jess Incapable

Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

MyNet: My Neck

Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!

Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!

MyNet: My Neck

Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!

Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!

Some Catalog: Not Quite Human

I'm just going to leave this here.

Thanks to Jens!

Some Catalog: Not Quite Human

I'm just going to leave this here.

Thanks to Jens!

France Soir: Frogs' Leg Joke Goes Here

Bonjour toutes les fans de PsD qui parlent francais. Evidentlyement, il y a des persons qui pensant que nobody noticeront un missing foot. Nous sommes ca nobody!

Merci a Sandra!

France Soir: Frogs' Leg Joke Goes Here

Bonjour toutes les fans de PsD qui parlent francais. Evidentlyement, il y a des persons qui pensant que nobody noticeront un missing foot. Nous sommes ca nobody!

Merci a Sandra!

Maxim: Lint Free

It isn't long ago that people couldn't not imagine a future without images like this; an image that you would have to print over ten million times to reach the moon - and back!

Thanks to blogging alias! Original is here!

Maxim: Lint Free

It isn't long ago that people couldn't not imagine a future without images like this; an image that you would have to print over ten million times to reach the moon - and back!

Thanks to blogging alias! Original is here!

Heat Magazine: Part Tyranosaur Is She?

Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.

Thanks to Helen! Original here!

Heat Magazine: Part Tyranosaur Is She?

Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.

Thanks to Helen! Original here!

MacDirectory: Scale Model

HELP GIANT NAKED WOMAN HUGGING IPAD!

Thanks to Bradley! Original is here!

MacDirectory: Scale Model

HELP GIANT NAKED WOMAN HUGGING IPAD!

Thanks to Bradley! Original is here!

GQ: Navel Search Exercise

The febrile and jejune mainstream media is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, while apposite and meritorious blogs like this one are obsessed with her navel. Does it just roam around her body in the manner of a peripatetic leech? We should be thesaurus error!

Thanks to Erin R and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

GQ: Navel Search Exercise

The febrile and jejune mainstream media is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, while apposite and meritorious blogs like this one are obsessed with her navel. Does it just roam around her body in the manner of a peripatetic leech? We should be thesaurus error!

Thanks to Erin R and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Vogue: And Don't Get Me Started On The Airbrushing

AGE ISSUE: WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR BUTT?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Bigger version here, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself!

Vogue: And Don't Get Me Started On The Airbrushing

AGE ISSUE: WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR BUTT?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Bigger version here, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself!

MSI: Most Convincing Comp Ever

AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]

Thanks to Ali! Original is here!

MSI: Most Convincing Comp Ever

AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]

Thanks to Ali! Original is here!

Dutch Stuff: Dodgy Vertical Hold

That checklist in full:

✔ Lame concept
✔ Disinterested model
✔ Other item goes here

Thanks to Jo!

Dutch Stuff: Dodgy Vertical Hold

That checklist in full:

✔ Lame concept
✔ Disinterested model
✔ Other item goes here

Thanks to Jo!

Sony: It Helps If You Saw Alien Resurrection

KILLL MEEEEE!

Thanks to Maarten!

Sony: It Helps If You Saw Alien Resurrection

KILLL MEEEEE!

Thanks to Maarten!

NW: It's Not Right But It's OK

I find this very hard to believe, NW magazine. How could Whitney Houston possibly be able to cram in all this food? She'd need three hands. That's crazy talk.

Thanks to dachlostar!

NW: It's Not Right But It's OK

I find this very hard to believe, NW magazine. How could Whitney Houston possibly be able to cram in all this food? She'd need three hands. That's crazy talk.

Thanks to dachlostar!

Yanko Design: Stamp Correction

Something tells me you aren't entirely up to speed with the fundamentals of rubber stamp technology.

Thanks to PfFloRA and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!

Yanko Design: Stamp Correction

Something tells me you aren't entirely up to speed with the fundamentals of rubber stamp technology.

Thanks to PfFloRA and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!

Cosmopolitan: Mmmm Hmmm

EXCLUSIVE: Girl-on-girl action! Britney gives head!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Cosmopolitan: Mmmm Hmmm

EXCLUSIVE: Girl-on-girl action! Britney gives head!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Pure Silk: Now Available In Uncanny Valley

From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:

• Make head another 25% smaller
• Make hips more disjointed
  
• Left leg still looks plausible please fix

Thanks to Stettin!

Pure Silk: Now Available In Uncanny Valley

From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:

• Make head another 25% smaller
• Make hips more disjointed
  
• Left leg still looks plausible please fix

Thanks to Stettin!

Chwyty Gitarowe: Flaw Polish

OK, this finger goes here, and this finger goes - wait. Wait. What?

Thanks to Gabriel!

Chwyty Gitarowe: Flaw Polish

OK, this finger goes here, and this finger goes - wait. Wait. What?

Thanks to Gabriel!

David LaChapelle: Stumped

So I guess Christina Aguilera cut his leg off and he hasn't noticed yet.

Thanks to André! Original is here!

David LaChapelle: Stumped

So I guess Christina Aguilera cut his leg off and he hasn't noticed yet.

Thanks to André! Original is here!