Zeeman: You're Zeeman Now, Dog





Frankie "Four Arms" O'McReilly was one shady customer; he'd already been caught slipping the wax jumbotron to Mad Ginger "The Ambulance" Van Der Plank and now here he was trying to dust off Jack "Untitled" Von Doom Jr with a lawnmower made of sailors. This wasn't going to be pretty.

Thanks to MB!




Zeeman: You're Zeeman Now, Dog





Frankie "Four Arms" O'McReilly was one shady customer; he'd already been caught slipping the wax jumbotron to Mad Ginger "The Ambulance" Van Der Plank and now here he was trying to dust off Jack "Untitled" Von Doom Jr with a lawnmower made of sailors. This wasn't going to be pretty.

Thanks to MB!




Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors




Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.

Thanks to Angel! Original is here!




Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors




Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.

Thanks to Angel! Original is here!




Besame: The Tell-Tale Part




Oh Besame, why can't you Bedifferent?

Thanks to Rubén! Original is here![warning: ladies in their grundies]




Besame: The Tell-Tale Part




Oh Besame, why can't you Bedifferent?

Thanks to Rubén! Original is here![warning: ladies in their grundies]




Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach




Does your top lingerie model have a hideous beer gut? You need BeerGutFilter 2.0! Replace her ugly bloaty paunch with one of our massive selection of over four guaranteed flat stomachs! Super flat tummies! No more stupid Art Director making you do it again! Perfect for every situation! Order now and get TitBlur 2000 FREE!

Props to Jordan!




Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach




Does your top lingerie model have a hideous beer gut? You need BeerGutFilter 2.0! Replace her ugly bloaty paunch with one of our massive selection of over four guaranteed flat stomachs! Super flat tummies! No more stupid Art Director making you do it again! Perfect for every situation! Order now and get TitBlur 2000 FREE!

Props to Jordan!




Proenza Schouler: Toxic Waist




You can never be too rich or too thin, but Proenza Schouler are working on it.

Thanks to Meagan and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!




Proenza Schouler: Toxic Waist




You can never be too rich or too thin, but Proenza Schouler are working on it.

Thanks to Meagan and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!




Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon




No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.

Thanks to Marek!




Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon




No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.

Thanks to Marek!




Sucker Punch: Mmmmkay




In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!

Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.




Sucker Punch: Mmmmkay




In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!

Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.




Ann Taylor: Ann Failure




Jezebel has a nice story on Ann Taylor's amazing bid to be the home of the most ridiculous retouching ever. Apparently besides retouching images with the finesse of a prison tattooist, the site managed to post both retouched and unretouched versions of the same images.

Thanks to RG!




Ann Taylor: Ann Failure




Jezebel has a nice story on Ann Taylor's amazing bid to be the home of the most ridiculous retouching ever. Apparently besides retouching images with the finesse of a prison tattooist, the site managed to post both retouched and unretouched versions of the same images.

Thanks to RG!




Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees




From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!




Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees




From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!




Room58: Enjoy Our 5-Dimensional Furniture




You know, it's true. There really is no substitute for talent. Good proof guys.

Edit: Room58 sent an amazingly optimistic request for us to take our precis of their hopelessly bad artwork down.

Original is here! Thanks to Ciara!




Room58: Enjoy Our 5-Dimensional Furniture




You know, it's true. There really is no substitute for talent. Good proof guys.

Edit: Room58 sent an amazingly optimistic request for us to take our precis of their hopelessly bad artwork down.

Original is here! Thanks to Ciara!




Rolling Stone: Set Smudge Tools To Kill




Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.

Props to Claire!




Rolling Stone: Set Smudge Tools To Kill




Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.

Props to Claire!




Migato: Dislocation Station




SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Thanks to Manu!




Migato: Dislocation Station




SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Thanks to Manu!




Frederick's of Hollywood: Thigh Anxiety




These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.

Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!




Frederick's of Hollywood: Thigh Anxiety




These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.

Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!