Apple: Still Adobe's Fault

Oh Apple, we didn't mind when you went all control freaky with your App store. We didn't mind when you got all weird about Flash. We didn't even mind when you killed those hookers and tried to blame it on our parents. But we do mind when you let your production standards plummet like this.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Edit: Wow, they changed it. I'd like to think someone at Apple at some point shouted "It's on fricking Photoshop fricking Disasters! You're going to be here all night."

Apple: Still Adobe's Fault

Oh Apple, we didn't mind when you went all control freaky with your App store. We didn't mind when you got all weird about Flash. We didn't even mind when you killed those hookers and tried to blame it on our parents. But we do mind when you let your production standards plummet like this.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Edit: Wow, they changed it. I'd like to think someone at Apple at some point shouted "It's on fricking Photoshop fricking Disasters! You're going to be here all night."

Free Willy: Whales Of Anguish

A true story that will touch your heart. A girl and her killer whale in some water that doesn't exist. You will not believe your eyes.

Thanks to BG! Bigger version here!

Free Willy: Whales Of Anguish

A true story that will touch your heart. A girl and her killer whale in some water that doesn't exist. You will not believe your eyes.

Thanks to BG! Bigger version here!

Femina: Why So Serious

In a thrillingly decisive - albeit genre-fueled - reenactment of post-male gaze-ism, Femina magazine parodies the insistent demands of the neo-PoMo reconstructivist tendency by engaging in a re-catharsis of female self-awareness and self-imagery that decisively - Bzzzzt, repetition, "decisive."

Thanks to Erica!

Femina: Why So Serious

In a thrillingly decisive - albeit genre-fueled - reenactment of post-male gaze-ism, Femina magazine parodies the insistent demands of the neo-PoMo reconstructivist tendency by engaging in a re-catharsis of female self-awareness and self-imagery that decisively - Bzzzzt, repetition, "decisive."

Thanks to Erica!

LG: Lame Graphics

Hungover, go write your own stupid caption. Caption competition!

Original is here! Thanks to Andy M!

LG: Lame Graphics

Hungover, go write your own stupid caption. Caption competition!

Original is here! Thanks to Andy M!

Kenwood: The Right To Bare Arms

You ain't from around these here parts, are you boy?

Thanks to Sam! Original is here!^[PDF]

Kenwood: The Right To Bare Arms

You ain't from around these here parts, are you boy?

Thanks to Sam! Original is here!^[PDF]

Takko: Mmmm mmmmmm mmm mmm no.

I don't care if you have been crushed against the wall! Keep smiling!

Thanks to Neil!

Takko: Mmmm mmmmmm mmm mmm no.

I don't care if you have been crushed against the wall! Keep smiling!

Thanks to Neil!