Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon

No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.

Thanks to Marek!

Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon

No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.

Thanks to Marek!

Migato: Dislocation Station

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Thanks to Manu!

Migato: Dislocation Station

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Thanks to Manu!

Frederick's of Hollywood: Thigh Anxiety

These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.

Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!

Frederick's of Hollywood: Thigh Anxiety

These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.

Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!

Heat Magazine: Part Tyranosaur Is She?

Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.

Thanks to Helen! Original here!

Heat Magazine: Part Tyranosaur Is She?

Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.

Thanks to Helen! Original here!

Vogue: And Don't Get Me Started On The Airbrushing

AGE ISSUE: WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR BUTT?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Bigger version here, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself!

Vogue: And Don't Get Me Started On The Airbrushing

AGE ISSUE: WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR BUTT?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Bigger version here, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself!

Sony: It Helps If You Saw Alien Resurrection

KILLL MEEEEE!

Thanks to Maarten!

Sony: It Helps If You Saw Alien Resurrection

KILLL MEEEEE!

Thanks to Maarten!

Pure Silk: Now Available In Uncanny Valley

From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:

• Make head another 25% smaller
• Make hips more disjointed
  
• Left leg still looks plausible please fix

Thanks to Stettin!

Pure Silk: Now Available In Uncanny Valley

From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:

• Make head another 25% smaller
• Make hips more disjointed
  
• Left leg still looks plausible please fix

Thanks to Stettin!

Oops!Jealous: So Hip

Of course, in Taiwan, formosa the time they get away with it.

Thanks to Ivan R! Original is here!^{[Warning:Your sysadmin will give you a funny look]}

Oops!Jealous: So Hip

Of course, in Taiwan, formosa the time they get away with it.

Thanks to Ivan R! Original is here!^{[Warning:Your sysadmin will give you a funny look]}

Der Spiegel: What's A Joint Like You Doing In A Girl Like This?

Since my German is a little rusty, I'm calling shame on you, Der Spiegel, or possibly on DSL-Anbieter or possibly on OBS/HanseNet. I haven't a clue. Anyway, shame on you for your lack of attention to detail.

Thanks to Pulcino! Original is here!

Der Spiegel: What's A Joint Like You Doing In A Girl Like This?

Since my German is a little rusty, I'm calling shame on you, Der Spiegel, or possibly on DSL-Anbieter or possibly on OBS/HanseNet. I haven't a clue. Anyway, shame on you for your lack of attention to detail.

Thanks to Pulcino! Original is here!

A4: Dream Team

Helpful tip: Lay off the ketamine while you're on a pay gig.

Thanks to Nina! Original is here!

A4: Dream Team

Helpful tip: Lay off the ketamine while you're on a pay gig.

Thanks to Nina! Original is here!