Rolling Stone: Set Smudge Tools To Kill

Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.

Props to Claire!

Rolling Stone: Set Smudge Tools To Kill

Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.

Props to Claire!

Glamour UK: Jess Incapable

Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Glamour UK: Jess Incapable

Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Cosmopolitan: Mmmm Hmmm

EXCLUSIVE: Girl-on-girl action! Britney gives head!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Cosmopolitan: Mmmm Hmmm

EXCLUSIVE: Girl-on-girl action! Britney gives head!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Bobbi Brown: Vitiligo Chic

Give us 5 minutes. We'll make you into published proof that we are hopelessly crap at lightening skin tones.

Thanks to Meg!

Bobbi Brown: Vitiligo Chic

Give us 5 minutes. We'll make you into published proof that we are hopelessly crap at lightening skin tones.

Thanks to Meg!

Oprah: Airbrush Tool Does Have Settings You Know

I know what you're thinking and you're correct. Oprah is the captain from WALL-E.

Thanks to Rebecca!

Oprah: Airbrush Tool Does Have Settings You Know

I know what you're thinking and you're correct. Oprah is the captain from WALL-E.

Thanks to Rebecca!

The Librarian: Shhhhhhhh!

Oh Good Lord, what on earth did we do to deserve this? Noah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thanks to Daniel!

The Librarian: Shhhhhhhh!

Oh Good Lord, what on earth did we do to deserve this? Noah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thanks to Daniel!

Justin Time: Intersecting People On Giant Towel

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

Justin Time: Intersecting People On Giant Towel

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

My Ballet Studio: Your First Position Looks Like Number Two

Usually I don't care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed - that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!

My Ballet Studio: Your First Position Looks Like Number Two

Usually I don't care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed - that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!

Glamour: Magic Wand Not Really Magic

Great cutout. Ever heard of masks?

Thanks to Emily and everyone else who sent this in! Image is from here!

Glamour: Magic Wand Not Really Magic

Great cutout. Ever heard of masks?

Thanks to Emily and everyone else who sent this in! Image is from here!

Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!

Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!