CNN: How To Get A Head In Television

Hey maybe he'll put this on his show! What?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

CNN: How To Get A Head In Television

Hey maybe he'll put this on his show! What?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Capitol File: Nancy Peel-botoxey

Nancy Pelosi, obviously rejuvenated by drinking the blood of Real American children murdered by her fancy new death panels, looks pretty good on the cover of Capital Fail.

The Washington Examiner has the story here! Thank to everyone who sent this in!

Capitol File: Nancy Peel-botoxey

Nancy Pelosi, obviously rejuvenated by drinking the blood of Real American children murdered by her fancy new death panels, looks pretty good on the cover of Capital Fail.

The Washington Examiner has the story here! Thank to everyone who sent this in!

En Marche: Camping Disaster

Thirteen: This could be explained by transferred leg-wrongness with concurrent swelling and hyperlegocity in the left side caused by Lamarckian inheritance of her father's bilateral apodality.
House: Shut up whore face!

Props to Qat! Original is here!^{[Warning: PDF]}

En Marche: Camping Disaster

Thirteen: This could be explained by transferred leg-wrongness with concurrent swelling and hyperlegocity in the left side caused by Lamarckian inheritance of her father's bilateral apodality.
House: Shut up whore face!

Props to Qat! Original is here!^{[Warning: PDF]}

German Supermarket: Very Handy

Not a PsD, because clearly she is an alien and aliens have six fingers. She is alien because the mouse is wireless. No wires = alien.

Thanks to Thomas!

German Supermarket: Very Handy

Not a PsD, because clearly she is an alien and aliens have six fingers. She is alien because the mouse is wireless. No wires = alien.

Thanks to Thomas!

Baby Phat: Swipe Baby Swipe

The geniuses at Jezebel have a nice conspiracy theory about Kimora Lee's recent I-don't-think-so shots for her Baby Phat brand. Stolen from Vogue. I wonder which prominent New York creative agency is responsible for this?

Thanks to Shaun and everyone else who sent this in!

Baby Phat: Swipe Baby Swipe

The geniuses at Jezebel have a nice conspiracy theory about Kimora Lee's recent I-don't-think-so shots for her Baby Phat brand. Stolen from Vogue. I wonder which prominent New York creative agency is responsible for this?

Thanks to Shaun and everyone else who sent this in!

BHW: Someone's Been Camping

Brilliant. You wait ages for a missing foot and then three come at once.

Thanks to Fabian at Fotofutzi.de!

BHW: Someone's Been Camping

Brilliant. You wait ages for a missing foot and then three come at once.

Thanks to Fabian at Fotofutzi.de!

Esquire: Hello Dali

Of course it's entirely possible that Christina Hendricks does actually only have one foot and no one has ever noticed.

Thanks to Eric! Original is here!

Esquire: Hello Dali

Of course it's entirely possible that Christina Hendricks does actually only have one foot and no one has ever noticed.

Thanks to Eric! Original is here!

Olivia: Footloose!

Duunimuoti nyt = That pain in my foot has completely disappeared.

Thanks to Kaisa!

Olivia: Footloose!

Duunimuoti nyt = That pain in my foot has completely disappeared.

Thanks to Kaisa!

Talento: I'm Not Baroque I'm Just Drawn That Way

You might want to ease up on the pilates there, girl.

Props to Juliana!

Talento: I'm Not Baroque I'm Just Drawn That Way

You might want to ease up on the pilates there, girl.

Props to Juliana!

Jean Paul Gaultier: End Of Empire

Anatomy? PAH!

Thanks to Jessica L!

Jean Paul Gaultier: End Of Empire

Anatomy? PAH!

Thanks to Jessica L!

Chipotle: Ixnay Ethay Oremlay Ipsumway

Chipotle continues to develop their expansion plans for Latin America.

Thanks to MASA!

Chipotle: Ixnay Ethay Oremlay Ipsumway

Chipotle continues to develop their expansion plans for Latin America.

Thanks to MASA!

Dutch National Ballet: 238th Position!

I will give $1 billion cold hard cash to anyone who has the original image.

Some conditions apply. Caveat emptor. Void where prohibited. Not to be used for unexplained calf pain. The phrase "$1 billion cold hard cash" does not refer to an actual dollar amount other than zero dollars. Not suitable for home schooling.

Thanks to MJL!

Dutch National Ballet: 238th Position!

I will give $1 billion cold hard cash to anyone who has the original image.

Some conditions apply. Caveat emptor. Void where prohibited. Not to be used for unexplained calf pain. The phrase "$1 billion cold hard cash" does not refer to an actual dollar amount other than zero dollars. Not suitable for home schooling.

Thanks to MJL!

Mr Mom: Motherfaker

Aside from her inexplicably missing legs, are we supposed to believe that they live in a public bathroom?

Thanks to Chris!

Mr Mom: Motherfaker

Aside from her inexplicably missing legs, are we supposed to believe that they live in a public bathroom?

Thanks to Chris!

Lexus: Pedal To The Meddle

Toyota: are you just trolling us now? Jalopnik has the story!

Thanks to JB and everyone else who sent this in!

Lexus: Pedal To The Meddle

Toyota: are you just trolling us now? Jalopnik has the story!

Thanks to JB and everyone else who sent this in!

LL Bean: Hop To See You Soon

Oh great, now I'm going to get 130 angry comments from the easily-outraged one-legged camping community.

Thanks to Julia! Original is here!

LL Bean: Hop To See You Soon

Oh great, now I'm going to get 130 angry comments from the easily-outraged one-legged camping community.

Thanks to Julia! Original is here!

Reitmans: Head Shrinker

When this image first presented itself in my inbox, I said to myself, well, I'm not going to touch that with a barge pole. Not the lady in the picture - I'm sure she's a lovely lady with a wonderful personality. I'm talking about the political issue of the chubbies sizeable big-boned unboneable people of size. They can be very sensitive. It's important - perhaps expedient is the correct word - to just avoid the whole thing. On the other hand, I've now received this from about five hundred people and it's actually gotten to the point where it's impairing my ability to navigate my mail. So here it is, and if you are a person of heft, please try to understand that, like a moth to a flame, I just tend to follow the path of least resistance.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Reitmans: Head Shrinker

When this image first presented itself in my inbox, I said to myself, well, I'm not going to touch that with a barge pole. Not the lady in the picture - I'm sure she's a lovely lady with a wonderful personality. I'm talking about the political issue of the chubbies sizeable big-boned unboneable people of size. They can be very sensitive. It's important - perhaps expedient is the correct word - to just avoid the whole thing. On the other hand, I've now received this from about five hundred people and it's actually gotten to the point where it's impairing my ability to navigate my mail. So here it is, and if you are a person of heft, please try to understand that, like a moth to a flame, I just tend to follow the path of least resistance.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Good Hair: Not So Good In Other Places

Legs? You're supporting cast! You don't get legs.

Thanks to Korscha! Bigger version here!

Good Hair: Not So Good In Other Places

Legs? You're supporting cast! You don't get legs.

Thanks to Korscha! Bigger version here!

Good Housekeeping: Airbrush One

Ironically enough, Michelle Obama's biggest fear is of being turned into a cartoon character.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Jezebel has the story!

Good Housekeeping: Airbrush One

Ironically enough, Michelle Obama's biggest fear is of being turned into a cartoon character.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Jezebel has the story!

Domino's: They're Called Fingers But I've Never Seen 'Em Fing

Do you know that conspiracy theory that the entire production and consumption cycle of pizza is based on people being totally stoned, because, for some like totally incomprehensible reason Domino's manages to get all polydactyl on us. Dude.

Thanks to Sarah! Food Network Humor is here!

Domino's: They're Called Fingers But I've Never Seen 'Em Fing

Do you know that conspiracy theory that the entire production and consumption cycle of pizza is based on people being totally stoned, because, for some like totally incomprehensible reason Domino's manages to get all polydactyl on us. Dude.

Thanks to Sarah! Food Network Humor is here!

Baby Phat: Kimora Different Person

I guess you could argue that this is a Photoshop triumph, assuming your suspension of disbelief goes up to 11.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in; Jezebel has the story.

Baby Phat: Kimora Different Person

I guess you could argue that this is a Photoshop triumph, assuming your suspension of disbelief goes up to 11.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in; Jezebel has the story.

Not Sure: Welcome To Costco, I Love You

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Thanks to Christoph!

Not Sure: Welcome To Costco, I Love You

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Thanks to Christoph!

PKZ: Hokey Cokey Minefield

I know, you're happily plugging away at another catalog job, you hit a bump and you think that you can dupe a foot and nobody will notice. Well I've got news for you, mister. WE ARE THAT NOBODY!

Thanks to Ric! Original is here!

PKZ: Hokey Cokey Minefield

I know, you're happily plugging away at another catalog job, you hit a bump and you think that you can dupe a foot and nobody will notice. Well I've got news for you, mister. WE ARE THAT NOBODY!

Thanks to Ric! Original is here!