Norma: Cornering The Disabled Lesbian Market

When I think of portable generators I always think of one-legged women in S&M gear. I mean, duh.

Thanks to Tobi!

Norma: Cornering The Disabled Lesbian Market

When I think of portable generators I always think of one-legged women in S&M gear. I mean, duh.

Thanks to Tobi!

Banana Republic: Gray Test Patience

This season we're looking at cool, solid colors in knits and we're emphasizing comfort. The must-have accessory is the photographer's gray card, which you can inexplicably hold above your head.

Thanks to Matthieu! Original is here!

Banana Republic: Gray Test Patience

This season we're looking at cool, solid colors in knits and we're emphasizing comfort. The must-have accessory is the photographer's gray card, which you can inexplicably hold above your head.

Thanks to Matthieu! Original is here!

Oops!Jealous: So Hip

Of course, in Taiwan, formosa the time they get away with it.

Thanks to Ivan R! Original is here!^{[Warning:Your sysadmin will give you a funny look]}

Oops!Jealous: So Hip

Of course, in Taiwan, formosa the time they get away with it.

Thanks to Ivan R! Original is here!^{[Warning:Your sysadmin will give you a funny look]}

Louis Vuitton: Through A Glass, Dorkily

In a bracingly antideconstructionist denouement Steven Meisel reinterprets the dichotomatic nature of classic Hegelian dialectics in the semiotically heterodoxical form of a "mirror reality" in which Natalia Vodianova is not touching her breast, thus representing, inter alia, a signification of reordered gender realism bananabread wingnut hatstand homeschooler.

Thanks to Sara C! Bigger version here!

Louis Vuitton: Through A Glass, Dorkily

In a bracingly antideconstructionist denouement Steven Meisel reinterprets the dichotomatic nature of classic Hegelian dialectics in the semiotically heterodoxical form of a "mirror reality" in which Natalia Vodianova is not touching her breast, thus representing, inter alia, a signification of reordered gender realism bananabread wingnut hatstand homeschooler.

Thanks to Sara C! Bigger version here!

La Regina Dei Castelli Di Carta: Versus Fight Night

Another mystery. She put on another pot of coffee and looked again at the picture. Meanwhile, several years earlier, some sort of Fight Night is taking place. She pondered about this strange connection while she made another pot of coffee. Somewhere a crime had been committed.

Thanks to Courtney!

La Regina Dei Castelli Di Carta: Versus Fight Night

Another mystery. She put on another pot of coffee and looked again at the picture. Meanwhile, several years earlier, some sort of Fight Night is taking place. She pondered about this strange connection while she made another pot of coffee. Somewhere a crime had been committed.

Thanks to Courtney!

Der Spiegel: What's A Joint Like You Doing In A Girl Like This?

Since my German is a little rusty, I'm calling shame on you, Der Spiegel, or possibly on DSL-Anbieter or possibly on OBS/HanseNet. I haven't a clue. Anyway, shame on you for your lack of attention to detail.

Thanks to Pulcino! Original is here!

Der Spiegel: What's A Joint Like You Doing In A Girl Like This?

Since my German is a little rusty, I'm calling shame on you, Der Spiegel, or possibly on DSL-Anbieter or possibly on OBS/HanseNet. I haven't a clue. Anyway, shame on you for your lack of attention to detail.

Thanks to Pulcino! Original is here!

Rooms To Go: I'm Making A Note Here, Huge Success

Click here to return to normal three-dimensional space.

Thanks to Gwyneth! Original is here!

Rooms To Go: I'm Making A Note Here, Huge Success

Click here to return to normal three-dimensional space.

Thanks to Gwyneth! Original is here!

Modern Furniture Warehouse: Bit Shady

In honor of North Korea's 0-7 victory over Portugal, we present this delightful do-you-want-this-lamp-or-not dilemma. Enjoy.

Thanks to Adrian! Original is here!

Modern Furniture Warehouse: Bit Shady

In honor of North Korea's 0-7 victory over Portugal, we present this delightful do-you-want-this-lamp-or-not dilemma. Enjoy.

Thanks to Adrian! Original is here!

Oi: On A Wing And A Prayer

Aguarde. Voce vai voar muito mais longe com a Oi: En garde! I am distressed to report that we will be flying with only one wing today.

Thanks to Luis and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Oi: On A Wing And A Prayer

Aguarde. Voce vai voar muito mais longe com a Oi: En garde! I am distressed to report that we will be flying with only one wing today.

Thanks to Luis and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Virgin: Put Title Here

Have you heard that new track from Example? It's awesome, I think it's called Insertez le track name ici.

Thanks to J! Original is here!

Virgin: Put Title Here

Have you heard that new track from Example? It's awesome, I think it's called Insertez le track name ici.

Thanks to J! Original is here!

Adriana Degreas: Suck it in!

No, really, that's really great retouching. Awesome, good job. You should go professional.

Thanks to Gillian! Original is here (Campaigns > Verao 2010)!

Adriana Degreas: Suck it in!

No, really, that's really great retouching. Awesome, good job. You should go professional.

Thanks to Gillian! Original is here (Campaigns > Verao 2010)!

iStockphoto: Beautiful Billbroad

Shut up! She's elegant, all right? Elegant.

Thanks to Dan! Original is here!

iStockphoto: Beautiful Billbroad

Shut up! She's elegant, all right? Elegant.

Thanks to Dan! Original is here!

The A-Team: The B-Movie

The A-Team movie, based on the 1980's TV show The Hair Bear Bunch, features a disappearing van that only The Bionic Woman (Lee Majors) can see.

Thanks to DS and the 4000 people who have sent this in over the last four months. Bigger version here!

The A-Team: The B-Movie

The A-Team movie, based on the 1980's TV show The Hair Bear Bunch, features a disappearing van that only The Bionic Woman (Lee Majors) can see.

Thanks to DS and the 4000 people who have sent this in over the last four months. Bigger version here!

The Digital Photography Book: Reflections? Pah!

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, even if the book is about photography and the cover is a photograph.

Thanks to Max, original is here!

The Digital Photography Book: Reflections? Pah!

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, even if the book is about photography and the cover is a photograph.

Thanks to Max, original is here!

Elle: Re-Rihanna

Although we're not really given to extended technical analysis (or, apparently, any technical analysis sometimes,) Jezebel does their homework on Elle's carve-up of Rihanna's curves.

Original is here!

Elle: Re-Rihanna

Although we're not really given to extended technical analysis (or, apparently, any technical analysis sometimes,) Jezebel does their homework on Elle's carve-up of Rihanna's curves.

Original is here!

Apple: Oh Adobe Look What You Made Me Do Now

Wow, Apple, this video call thing flips your own camera view so it's like a mirror, that's so cool. What? It doesn't do that? Someone in the graphics room did it? Oh well. But at least it airbrushes you, right?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Edit: Yep we jumped the shark on this one.

Apple: Oh Adobe Look What You Made Me Do Now

Wow, Apple, this video call thing flips your own camera view so it's like a mirror, that's so cool. What? It doesn't do that? Someone in the graphics room did it? Oh well. But at least it airbrushes you, right?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Edit: Yep we jumped the shark on this one.

A4: Dream Team

Helpful tip: Lay off the ketamine while you're on a pay gig.

Thanks to Nina! Original is here!

A4: Dream Team

Helpful tip: Lay off the ketamine while you're on a pay gig.

Thanks to Nina! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: Ouch!

Mmmm hmmm.

Thanks to Allison! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: Ouch!

Mmmm hmmm.

Thanks to Allison! Original is here!

Times & Citizen: Jokey jkjkfjdkj

Mildly insulting comment if needed.

Thanks to JD. Thsdfsdfd sdfdsfds.

Times & Citizen: Jokey jkjkfjdkj

Mildly insulting comment if needed.

Thanks to JD. Thsdfsdfd sdfdsfds.

Apple: Still Adobe's Fault

Oh Apple, we didn't mind when you went all control freaky with your App store. We didn't mind when you got all weird about Flash. We didn't even mind when you killed those hookers and tried to blame it on our parents. But we do mind when you let your production standards plummet like this.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Edit: Wow, they changed it. I'd like to think someone at Apple at some point shouted "It's on fricking Photoshop fricking Disasters! You're going to be here all night."

Apple: Still Adobe's Fault

Oh Apple, we didn't mind when you went all control freaky with your App store. We didn't mind when you got all weird about Flash. We didn't even mind when you killed those hookers and tried to blame it on our parents. But we do mind when you let your production standards plummet like this.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Edit: Wow, they changed it. I'd like to think someone at Apple at some point shouted "It's on fricking Photoshop fricking Disasters! You're going to be here all night."

Otto: Navel Attack

In Derek Zoolander voice: Hello, Earth to Matilda, how can she have a baby without a belly button? Where would the little baby join on? Without a belly button?

Thanks to Ibolya! Original is here!

Otto: Navel Attack

In Derek Zoolander voice: Hello, Earth to Matilda, how can she have a baby without a belly button? Where would the little baby join on? Without a belly button?

Thanks to Ibolya! Original is here!

Daily Mail: Chinese Baby Stomper

That's one stubborn baby.

Thanks to Sean! Original is here!

Daily Mail: Chinese Baby Stomper

That's one stubborn baby.

Thanks to Sean! Original is here!